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Funny takeaway names

Several companies on the register have names starting Wok This Way. Wok, Thai and pho all sound like ordinary English words if you say them with enough confidence, and takeaway owners have noticed.

  1. Wok This WayEbbw Vale, formed 2023. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  2. Wok & RollBasildon, formed 2003. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  3. Wok N RollFareham, formed 2011. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  4. Wok-A-MoleyDunstable, formed 2015. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  5. Wok StarHaslemere, formed 2022. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  6. Wok You Like St LeonardsSt. Leonards-on-Sea, formed 2026. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  7. Curry UpSheffield, formed 2026. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  8. Just in ThaiGreenford, formed 2025. Licensed restaurants
  9. Want Some ThaiEdinburgh, formed 2024. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  10. Thai KnightsLondon, formed 2026. Activities of sport clubs
  11. Eat Love PhoWoodford Green, formed 2021. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  12. Major Curry Affair BurntwoodBurntwood, formed 2021. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  13. Try CurryHampshire, formed 2015. Licensed restaurants
  14. Wok MeManchester, formed 2025. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  15. Adobo & PhoLondon, formed 2026. Licensed restaurants

We picked these by hand from the 5,711,779 live companies on the register on 1 November 2026. Each name links to its Companies House record. Listing a name says nothing about the company behind it, and companies can ask to be removed at info@brandwest.co.uk.

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