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Funny coffee shop and cafe names

Coffee gives you brew, bean, latte and mug to play with, and UK cafe owners have played with all four. Some of these are puns, and some are just the sound of someone enjoying the paperwork.

  1. Deja BrewBallyclare, formed 2016. Other retail sale of food in specialised stores
  2. Thanks a LatteLiverpool, formed 2019. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  3. Latte DahLeighton Buzzard, formed 2015. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  4. Bean There TooBristol, formed 2026. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  5. Bean ThereLondon, formed 2025. Wholesale of coffee, tea, cocoa and spices
  6. Jak & the BeanWhitley Bay, formed 2023. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  7. Meow Meow BeansNorthallerton, formed 2024. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  8. Ugly Mug WellingboroughWellingborough, formed 2023. Licensed restaurants
  9. Brews & WhiskersColchester, formed 2024. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  10. Brew & BrawlTreharris, formed 2025. Licensed restaurants
  11. A Bap 'n a BrewRadstock, formed 2024. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  12. Cuppa JoeBolton, formed 2025. Event catering activities
  13. Builder's TeaLondon, formed 2020. Sound recording and music publishing activities
  14. Bean & BlanketLondon, formed 2026. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  15. The Grazing MugCarlisle, formed 2025. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  16. Whispering BeansHull, formed 2024. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes
  17. Bean FedGlasgow, formed 2025. Take-away food shops and mobile food stands
  18. Biscuit and BrewNottingham, formed 2020. Unlicensed restaurants and cafes

We picked these by hand from the 5,711,779 live companies on the register on 1 November 2026. Each name links to its Companies House record. Listing a name says nothing about the company behind it, and companies can ask to be removed at info@brandwest.co.uk.

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