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Funny dog groomer and pet business names

Pet businesses may be the most committed punsters on this site. Bark and paw can be swapped into almost anything, which is how the UK ended up with Bark Side Of The Moon and Ruff Barkinson.

  1. Bark Side of the MoonKing'S Lynn, formed 2023. Other service activities n.e.c.
  2. Ruff BarkinsonMilton Keynes, formed 2026. Other service activities n.e.c.
  3. I Like Big MuttsBolton, formed 2023. Veterinary activities
  4. Barkingham ParkNeath, formed 2015. Other service activities n.e.c.
  5. Paws and OrderHigh Wycombe, formed 2025. Non-specialised wholesale trade
  6. Tails of the TownPreston, formed 2022. Retail sale of flowers, plants, seeds, fertilizers, pet animals and pet food in specialised stores
  7. The Daily BarkStroud, formed 2026. Other service activities n.e.c.
  8. The Mutts NutsEdwalton, formed 2018. Other service activities n.e.c.
  9. Mutt ClubBarnsley, formed 2020. Other service activities n.e.c.
  10. Barking Mad BistroBeith, formed 2020. Retail sale of flowers, plants, seeds, fertilizers, pet animals and pet food in specialised stores
  11. Wash & WagDunmow, formed 2023. Other service activities n.e.c.
  12. Hairy TailsWare, formed 2021. Other service activities n.e.c.
  13. Barkley and WagginsBelfast, formed 2020. Retail sale of flowers, plants, seeds, fertilizers, pet animals and pet food in specialised stores
  14. Paw Pat RollCockermouth, formed 2022. Other service activities n.e.c.
  15. Planet Paws (bury)Bury, formed 2023. Other service activities n.e.c.
  16. Pooch PatrolWaltham Abbey, formed 2023. Other service activities n.e.c.
  17. Woof TimesBuckingham, formed 2019. Other service activities n.e.c.
  18. Snack Fetch and BarkHaywards Heath, formed 2025. Retail sale of flowers, plants, seeds, fertilizers, pet animals and pet food in specialised stores
  19. The Fur FixerBromley, formed 2026. Other service activities n.e.c.
  20. The Fur ParlourDarlington, formed 2024. Other service activities n.e.c.
  21. Poochies Go WalkiesIvybridge, formed 2026. Other service activities n.e.c.

We picked these by hand from the 5,711,779 live companies on the register on 1 November 2026. Each name links to its Companies House record. Listing a name says nothing about the company behind it, and companies can ask to be removed at info@brandwest.co.uk.

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